Sanaty vs. Physics

I have a problem with "Physics". It is mainly based around the speed of light according to "Physics", there is no greater speed than the speed of light. That also means that if two beams of light are approaching each other, rather then approaching a twice the speed of light then they are only approaching at the speed of light. Now, if you did not understand that take the following example, two cars are driving towards each other each one is going 10km/h then they are approaching each other at 20km/h. If those cars were light, then they would only be approaching at 10km/h. This is wrong.

Another error with "Physics" and the speed of light is that if you are traviling and 1km/h less then the speed of light and there is a beam of light following you it passes you at the speed of light as if you were stopped, rather then 1km/h. So either you somehow stop moving (a dead stop from 1km/h less then the speed of light would cause instant death) or the beam of light was gong at near twice the speed of light, which is apparently not possible. SUCK IT MACDOUGALD!!

I believe that this problem stems from the famous formula E=MC². Thank you Einstien. due to this, it takes an infinite amout of energey to make something with mass reach the speed of light. This is the sorce of the problems. When this formula was created, Einstine THOUGHT that you could not exceade the speed of light. Everyone bought it. "Physics" is broken.



This acticle was brought to you by, Burn buy Alkilne Trio , Dark of the Mattinee by Franz Ferdinand, and a crap load of dance music.

It fuels my brain.

-This artical had been fixed by the Grammar Police


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Fish vs Cop Killer

Okay so this is an age old debate:::: is fish really meat?

My answer to that is yes. Fish is meat because it comes from an animal and it's very meat like. I hate when people tell me fish isn't meat and I ask them what the hell it is and they are like "it's fish"! Mother fucker. Stop with the foolishness, seriously. Fish is meat, so just deal with that concept. It's not extremely hard. Even a pigeon could get that through his mini head. So if you can't, there is obviously something wrong with you. You're too stupid. And I know there is going to be some asshole to disagree with me about this "debate" but you know what? I really don't care because I know I'm right and guess what? I'm always right! Ask anyone.... yup. It's 3 AM and I'm over fucking tired. Weeeeeeeeee

Just a tidbit of information for you... never feed a horse just randomly tied up on the street to a lamp post pink popcorn, pizza, chocolate, pop, or marshmellows because chances are that it's name is Buttercup and you like buttered things and that horse is diabetic. So just stay away from the horse if you don't want to end up going to prison and being on the front page of every major newspaper as "Cop Killer" because chances are the horse belongs to a cop who is dearly in love with his horse... and yeah... from experience just STAY AWAY FROM RANDOM HORSES TIED TO LAMP POSTS!

DIM sDenise

Side tracked

I was going to post that pepsi commertial with the song streamline by newton (spelling may be off) but after kris's last post, a mear mean comment just will not do. Is it not strange that with is dial-up, all he complanes about is the noise. And said that people complane about the noise. All three of the people who still have dial-up. For you, I am truley sorry (except kris, dial-up boy) and offer this moment of silence. ............................................, K, that was fun, anyway, people don't care about the noise, people care about being 1% the speed of normal people.


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That dial-up noise

Anyone else who is on (or used to be on) a 56k Modem can relate to me on this

Dial upping sucks

Why? Its becasue of that stupid noise, you know the one that BREEEEPPPPP KSSSSHHHHHH BADIONGGGGGGG-BOOP KSSSSSSHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTT ........type noise. Anyone that has ever used a dial-up modem hates and despises that noise in fact in a recent poll 78% of people cited this as the primary reason that they moved from dial up to cable or DSL.

*note that stat is entirly false*

Anyway the point that I am so laboriously working my way to is that if you go into your modem setting you can TURN OFF THAT NOISE let me repet that perhaps in a diffent colour and text


YOU CAN TURN IT OFF!!!!!!!!!


Now that begs the question, why is that noise still there if you dont need it? So if you have an answer to that i would dearly love to know it leave it in the comments.

-End If Kris

Grapenuts, are they actually nuts?

Here's today's question of the day::: What exactly is a grapenut? You know the scrumchus icecream you all love so much that has those itty bitty tiny little "nuts" so to speak inside it that make you crunch and the odd time they get caught in your teeth and are annoying as hell to get out but we consistantly continue to lick away at the icecream because it tastes sooo good.

Moving onto to a more subtle topic... wet dogs. Have you ever actually smelled a wet dog. Not impressive. As my Grammy once said "A wet dog is not a good smelling dog." Did you ever wake up in the morning and smell wet dog? And the really strange thing is, you have no goddamn dog!?!? Yeah, well, that's not very fun because then you will find yourself curled into a little ball in the corner of a very white room rocking back and fourth yelling "they're coming! they're coming!" while a very nice lady dressed in white comes and takes you away. You wake up finding yourself wearing a tin foil hat....... and that's the end. So if you smell wet dog... for god's sake.. DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!

till next time...

DIM sDenise

Shout out

While looking at the stats of the blog, I noticed that were were getting traffic from halafax, I figgered it was normal, but we kept getting page loads from the same ip, then I realized, HI DENYSE. She went to Halafax and appears to be too good for telling our loyal readers how she's doing.

In related news
I've just spent a few hours making windows look like a mac. very impressive.

And by the way, there are a few cool sites linked in the last post, good luck fiding them(there really not that well hidden.

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Windows, our gateway to your soul

Kris is mostly right about the whole soul sucking thing, but it's all of windows, not just the microsoft butterfly(althoe I have seen it in some of the picuters), and they don't hide it either. Microsoft posts a picture of it on their windows site. Actually there are many pictures, just click on the the colored tabs at their site(windows.com) here's one of the picuters that i grabbed(it's at the top if you haven't noticed). Fight micorsoft and all their soul sucking corperite crap. and software crap for that matter.

But really people, use opensoruce. songbird instead of windows media player, firefox instead of internet exploiter (really people, you don't get all the crap on your computer if you use firefox, just amazing), openoffice, linux if your brave.(i recomend ubuntu).

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make your windows into a mac

Just a quickie here folks

http://www.instructables.com/ex/i/
A55801307C091028A786001143E7E506/?ALLSTEPS

seriously do it


or the microsoft butterfly will suck out your soul through a window

End If Kris

way awsome stuff b(o_ob)

Google added a whole crapload of stuff to its personalized homepage feature, you need a Gmail account to get it to it though. There is alot of neat stuff like a toll-free web to phone text messanger and a digital clock ther is also tetris.

I will talk about tetris at another time anyway if you need a gmail(you know if your one of the three people in the world that doesnt have it right now) email me at blogna@gmail.com


bye now

End If Kris

Breaking News about Snakes on a Plane.

Some seens are being re-shot to bump the rating from a PG-13, to an R. The changes include more graphic deaths, MORE NUDITY, harsher language, And more realistic snakes. All oth these changes have been approved by New Line. Only 127 more days till Snakes on a Plane.

Thank you to Attack Of the Show for most (all) of this information.

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Long day.

I spent all day (from 6:00 am - 4:00 pm) throwing lobster traps (wet and cemented) around, and tieing rope to them, and boyes, and more throwing of the traps. It is currently 101 10110 (5:23) and my hands have stopted bleeding if anyone cares.

If I can fine a way into the city this weekend, i'm going to finially pick up Guitar Hero!!! yay. finially, something that requires actuall skills. Other then DDR.

In other, compleatleyl unrealted news, we do not all like bunnys. just like they werern't "our" Gems of the Internet. or gems. Denyse likes bunnys, Kris likes crap sites. That is all

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The Great One.. that's right -Easter Bunny-

Who is the Great One, you ask? And why is the Great One so great? Simple. The Great One is no other than the wonderful wonderful Easter Bunny. (only 3 more sleeps!) Why is Mr. Easter Bunny so great... who else do you know that can shit out over a million Easter eggs in one night? Plus, leaving a nice little trail through your house with some pretty awesome and sometimes shiney and/or pointy gifts.

Who believes in the superstition that if you don't wear a new outfit on Easter Sunday, the crows will gladly shit all over your head and your ugly outfit? Believe this lie for it is true... Just ask the blind man, he saw it happen too!!!

"I'm okay, I'm okay, ooooh Bunny!" - Quote of the hour.

As it was mentioned in the Public Service Announcement... WE LIKE BUNNIES!!!!!

DIM sDenise

RvB

I'm down one post on everyone, I need something to write about, and what better then parcally explaning the last post. I'm sure most of you, like half the internet, has heard about the machinama(amination with a videogame) Red vs. Blue made with halo and halo2. If you haven't you can go to their site. redvsblue.com or to the companys site rooster teeth. It is about a team of red's and a team of blue's (hense the name) who fight each other, then Omally, then no one, and are back to each other. Rooster Teeth is taking some time off to make the RvB season 4 DVD. My personal favorites are 39 and 51 (40's good too)
RvB

It's getting kinda late, and I have to help load traps or something for tomorrow, so I'll sign off.


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Public Service Announcement

It's me again. Yup... the one and only double 0 Donut! And if you can't figure who that is, well you're just dumb. So the first day and already there is a Public Apology* ...that's pretty bad. But what can you expect, seriously? I should probably start off with a Public Service Announcement. Everything needs one of those....

This is a Public Service Announcement brought to you in part by Double 0 Donut. Double 0 Donut does not give a FRIGG.. what you think! If you don't like it, you can mayonaise your friggin' weenie! Little did you know, upon visiting this "blog", you have just spanked her bum. Double 0 Donut is fed up with your poop... and she's going to 'tickle' you! (wink wink) Children with laces in their shoes are NOT permitted to view the content of this wonderful "blog" for the simple reason that we like bunnies...and rocket launchers.

ps. It is NOT pink, it is LIGHT RED!

till next time...
DIM sDenise
aka
Double 0 Donut

-Kris

...and I would like to take the chance to respond to Adams spelling.


Sorry.

-End If Kris

Public Aploiogy

First of all.. I can't spell. That out of the way, he's the post

I would like to issue a public appoligoy for our friend "Kris" who shall remain nameless. It was not "our" gems of the internet, or acutall "gems" in the litteral sence of the word, or in the Screensavers sence of the word. There will be repercusions for his actions, and messures shall be taken. Althoe those messures will probably just be us calling him stupid. Kris, ur an idiot. So I lied, close enough. Thus ends the Public Appoligoy

In seperate news, Rail guns Are cool.

In seperate news, WHY DID SARAH HAVE TO LEAVE AOTS????? I miss he already.

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OUR Gems of the internet

So Adam and Denise will be mad at me who cares?


In this little...thing-a-mar-ig I want to talk about some fun websites

1) http://www.exitmundi.nl/

Exit Mundi is a website all about the end of the world its pretty sweet but you WILL be looking over your sholder for awile.

2) http://www.coilgun.ru/

The world coilgun arsenal basically its a bunch of sweet ass guns powered by electro magnets

3)http://www.rossetta.com/970413a.htm

Bibile prescribed underclothing...


sighing off

End IF Kris.

5 Star Pants

-Denise


So, what's 5 star pants, you say? Well... you see. It is a very simple yet complex concept.. very similar to the classification of hotels. You know... 1 star, 2 star, 3 star and so on... Today Kris had on *5* star pants!! That is just outstanding and amazing. Big Upps to him :) Myself, I only had on 2 star jeans.. very 'not-so-cool'. Adam on the other hand... had on no star SPLASH! pants because everyone knows Splash! pants SUCK!! Yes, I'm sorry Adam but it is the truth. Deal with it :) Don't worry son... it only gets better....

Here is a list of foods that ARE good NO MATTER what anyone else SAYS! :::::::
1. Poutine with gravy AND ketchup. (yes both.. and no do not pick just ONE (gravy OR ketchup) ..pick BOTH)
2. Kraft Dinner with ketchup AND chunks of weiner. (everyone's had this as a youngster.. you have to admit that it was pretty scrumchus.. ADMIT IT!!!)
3. The white stuff on a watermelon. (Clearly I don't understand why people throw it out.. it's so yummylicious)
4. Pizza and ketchup. (seriously try it... it's an orgasm waiting to happen...)
5. Add ketchup to anything and you got yourself a good meal.

Till next time......
DIM sDenise

Lunchtime

-Everyone

Time is an illusion lunchtime doubly so...
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You know what we hate... people that use blogs to talk aobut their stupid lives


Things we did

The ketchup shovel also known as the Pizza scoop is a stupid idea that is used to scoop ketchup up onto the pizza rendering it into a yummy concotion(denyse is crying now) anyway its so fucking good that it...tastes good.

In other things we talked about our poop and how if you poop just not enough that it sort of retreats up the anal passage and "klings" as they say and you have to maually remove it with a large wad of toilet paper. That is gross but strangly fufilling... Denise says that to save the trees you can just squeeze you butt-cheeks together and wiggle on the loo. Seriously MAXIMUM SCRAPEAGE!

There also came up the point of eating water melons. to eat the pink stuff AND the White stuff off of the shell of the melon. to eat the white stuff you have to first finish the pink guts. Then and only then do you try the difficult technique of "cracking" the shell and removing the white stuff with your front teeth.