SqUaRe BaGeLs

So the topic of Square Bagels hasn't come up in a conversation yet, and frankly I am surprised. Deeply disappointed, even. I mean... this is HUGE! No longer shall we worship the round donut-like shape of the breakfast-lunch-and-supper food we all love and cherish. The Bagel now comes in a square form to make it more fun to eat. But I was thinking, eating a circle is fun... toast has taken on the square shape for pretty much Ever! And it's really not that grand.. but bagels, on the other hand, having the circleness to them, I LOVE IT! You love it. She loves it. He loves it. Heck, even my Dog loves it! This fad is nothing more than a needy person wanting attention. Come out with circle-shaped Bread and then we'll talk figures!

p.s. And I know there is a form of circle-shaped bread called Baguettes.. but its really not bread. I mean loaves of bread like Wonderbread or Bens ...you know.

denyse <333

Memory Lane

I've decided to take a trip down memory lane. Remember when our blog first started, it was so amazing... and we all kind of let it go to shit! Like, we discussed topics that were funny. And we shared our interesting stories and whatnot..... now it's semi-boring. But that's okay.

Here's some memories:::

Never feed a horse just randomly tied up on the street to a lamp post pink popcorn, pizza, chocolate, pop, or marshmallows because chances are that it's name is Buttercup and you like buttered things and that horse is diabetic. So just stay away from the horse if you don't want to end up going to prison and being on the front page of every major newspaper as "Cop Killer" because chances are the horse belongs to a cop who is dearly in love with his horse... and yeah...

OUR PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!
This is a Public Service Announcement brought to you in part by Double 0 Donut. Double 0 Donut does not give a FRIGG.. what you think! If you don't like it, you can mayonaise your friggin' weenie! Little did you know, upon visiting this "blog", you have just spanked her bum. Double 0 Donut is fed up with your poop... and she's going to 'tickle' you! (wink wink) Children with laces in their shoes are NOT permitted to view the content of this wonderful "blog" for the simple reason that we like bunnies...and rocket launchers.

Maximum Scrapage
In other things we talked about our poop and how if you poop just not enough that it sort of retreats up the anal passage and "klings" as they say and you have to maually remove it with a large wad of toilet paper. That is gross but strangly fufilling... Denise says that to save the trees you can just squeeze you butt-cheeks together and wiggle on the loo. Seriously MAXIMUM SCRAPEAGE!

Well that was only three of the good times....
Hey guys... Wanna try and make it as good as it used to be? Hmmmmm????

--denyse--

Making Poop

I had quite an interesting conversation with someone involving the subject of making poop. It was delightful.

This new singer Peaches is DIRTY. Every one of her songs involves dirty sex in some way, shape, or form. I love it. She's British.......... That's all I will say.

Fuck Your Pain Away
Tent In Your Pants
Two Guys
Diddle My Skittle
Shake Yer Dix

and the list goes on


Denise <3333