Sweet new logo

Made by me.

So i got bored and downloaded The Gimp a free open source graphics editing thing-a-mar-ig (thats a technical term) anyway i made a logo for Adam's random name generator so now that MSpaint logo is gone. The next thing i made is the new log at the site. It took about forever to get that thing to work and in the end it was so damn simple that it isn't funny.

hankerin' for some logo makerin'

-EndIF Kris

Toasty

Okay..this has gone on long enough. I've decided to blog from beyond the grave. It's quite hot here, very red. They've placed me on a balcony made of shards of glass surrounded by razor wire, quite lovely actually. I have an excellent view of pathetic little bastards getting ass raped by flaming tongs. The occasional poke up the ass with a pointy stick, but I really don't mind that. In fact, I kind of enojoy it. I'm really loving my time here... I hope they decide to keep me around full time. Although I do miss all you fucktard mortals from earth.... suckers. Oooo...it's my turn in the bunny blood bath. Post back later....


DIM sDenise



ps. I have to get back at Adam for eating all the bananas :)

Disturbing,

Did you ever think about the beginning of Time? Take a few minutes, wrap your brain around this one. The beginning of time, the very phrase sounds wierd coming off of my fingers and appering on the screen. My first question and the biggest one in my head is well, what happened before time started? Were did the Universe come from? I can somtimes see why people created Religion. It is alot easier to just say that "Well some big vesion of us made everything." I however find that to be a rather stupid and bland outlook on life. Anyway, back to Time and the Universe how does it work. Newton physics said that Time was a strait line that couldn't change course. Einstien said that Time is a completely different dimesion (the 4th) and horribly screwed up everyone by introducing his theory of realtivity that basically said that Time is not the same for everybody. If you went up in a spaceship and went around the earth at the speed of light you would have a staraling time differance from everyone else here on earth. This has been proven with the use of atomic clocks and supersonic planes.

This has kind of gotten me off track as my rambling tend to do. The basic idea of this is to get people to realize that even though Time has been proven to have a begining (by Stephen Hawings) it is simply a strange and frankly disturbing time to think about.

Another thing that I find rather disturbing is the idea of the End of the Universe. I mean what happens when the universe contracts into istelf again in the END The end of everythig. What happens after that. Does time start again? Is that even possible? There really are some times that i wish i could belive in God but I cannot.
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Gunna be awake for awile

-End If Kris

So this is how she went

The poliece report came in. It turns out that Denyse had thrown herself at a transfer truck, however it swevered, and only crushed her foot. (poliece are still looking for the driver). As a back up, she had a varity of pills, that she took, however, they said it wasn't enough. According to the blood trails, she dragged herself to a razer wire fence. She tore appart her wrists and hands, but that apperantly not being fast enough she shreded her face and throut agenst the wire, doing EXTREAME damage, and causing almost imiadete death. Nice job of being creative there Denyse.
Denyse was a lezbian
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We miss denise

Denise told us to post this if she died




mother fucker died.

Huzza!

My blogger curse has been lifted.


That is all

-EndIf Kris

My Suicide Note

Dear World;

I wish everyone could know the pain I live with every day of my miserable life. Alas no. Statistics tells me only 1 in every 30,000 adult males has a penis less than 4 inches long and 2 inches around. Only they, my wee wienied brethren can even begin to understand the hurt I feel when I step up to a urinal and my stream of urine is only slightly smaller than the 3.28 inch long, 1.67 inch wide wanker that it springs from.

I have tried pumps, creams, exercises, and god forbid; even praying. Nothing works, not even marginally on my miniscule member. So, everyday I try to lie to the world about possessing a petite pecker by peeling out in my Corvette, strutting around in expensive suits, talking about my mansion, dating strippers to show the world my virility and constantly crowing about my colossal crotch. But my Armani suits are just expensive costumes to hide my teeny-tiny tallywacker. My gigantic house is where I sit alone with my dwarf johnson. And the truth is the only thing I can stretch when it comes to my freakishly feeble frankfurter. Day in and day out I used to ask myself, "Denise, what would jesus do with a small penis"? After hours of reading the bible, searching my soul and peering at my puny prick, I know now that there is no jesus.

DIM sDenise

P.S. All those gay pornos aren't mine. They're a friend's. And I was superimposed.

Wii

Appearntly the kunchuck attachment of the wiimote will also have as motion sencor. That is fucking awesome. This means that while one had is decapatating people left, rifht, and center, the other hand could be blocking. I'm talking about swords of course. Like in red steel, which looks amazing. I also heard something about the wiimote haveing a mic, to sence the movement of your hands or something, not quite sure what that's about.
Halo sux
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holy spore

I know that kris is obsesed with this game, but it does look cool. it was made by the guy who created the sims, and sim city. You basically start out with a one celled organism, and evlove to the point of glatic conquest. The character creater looks realy nice. It was shown with Kevin Perara desiging what appared to be a bean with a broken back. It had really long legs, and arms just as long with little claws. 2 eyes on the head, and 2 on the back, as well as 15 mouths. What he did in a miniut, a designer would have doen in a week. The computer then figgered out how it should attack, walk, and sound, as well as what it should eat. The computer also figgers out how strong or fast it should be. How hight it can jump, whatever. and this was only at the bug level.

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Sony Balonie!

Unfortuinatly I missed Sonys press conference (because I was at an INXS concert, (great by the way (might post about it))), and kris missed it,, well, because he's a lazy bastard, but one thing I read is the new design of the controler. Now, correct me if i'm wrong(and i'll kill you), but it is a dual shock. That's what one would THINK, but then that would be one wrong. There is no "shock" other then there stealing sluts. There is no rumbel. But, there is, however, motion sencing tecnology... now, correct me if i'm wrong, BUT....didn't Nintendo, ya know, do this thing, ya know, LIKE MAKE THE EXACT SAME THING, ONLY BETTER. SONY, FUCK OFF, YOU COPIED THE ANALONG STICK, THE SHOLDER BUTTONS, EVERYTHING, GET UR OWN DAMND IDEAS. Nintndoe, sue the shit out of them.

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Bananas DO NOT need asses

What the hell is with the discusting tip on the end of bananas? They should not be there. What is all this Bio technology doing??? Grow bananas without asses. The asses taste like shit. One is always forced to break that goowy pice of the end and get ur hands sticky. Well I say enough is enough, NO MORE BANANA ASSES. whos with me?

Do not do a google image search for banana and ass.

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Jellybeans

Beans of Jelly are THE MOST wonderful food on this entire planet, except of course Pancakes. But that's a whole different blog entry all together. Back to my best friends, the beans of jelly... They are just the perfect combination of virtually everything. Plus not only are they the most healthiest food for you, they also remind me of "Jiggly Butt" which is one of the Foamy cartoons. 'Ohhh it's like jellaton' Yes anyways.. back to the beans. So I heard Kris has ORGANIC beans of jelly. --Kris, you are Cool!-- Take advantage of that Kris, because I will probably never say that again. Unless.... ahh there isn't an Unless, who am I kidding?





I'll leave you with that scrumchas thought for today...

DIM sDenise