the lab

Hey guys. I'm just chillin in one of the linux compuer labs here with bird and jeremy. I already finished my assignements, so i've got nothing better to do but to help them. Everyone knows bird, and Jeremy is another member of the pitt, who also happens to be taking computer science. life here is going pretty great. The thought of any more liqour still makes me sick, but that's probably a good thing. seeing as drinking is bad... untill friday. Last night we got together and played clue. That's right, all you video-game addicts, we played a real board game. me, bird, viki (bird's "buddy"), kate (my girlfriend), and jemery. viki won. next we're going play monoply. it's so nice to be playing real games, rather then video-games. And we're going rock climbing sometime soon. But it's hard to pick a date, with all of our different classes, and viki working. But yeah, everything down here is going pretty awesomely. i'm out for now. Bye 'yall.

aaadamaa

Another night at the bar :)

I was sitting in a bar last night, people watching, and I came to the conclusion that there are a lot of really, really desperate people living in my city. Fuck signing up at findafuckbuddy.com, let's just scope out the barely 19 girls at the bars all shit-faced and reeking of SKANK. Mmmm tasty! I really love my body and I wanna screw someone whom half of town already screwed. Walk into the bar and the bartender hands me my free shot of HIV! Oh, how considerate, thank you! :)

My favorite part of last night was watching this 4-foot Asian guy who looked like he could clean out the entire bar with a karate chop to the motherfucking face. He was standing on the sideline of the dance floor with his two buddies, two much larger Asian dudes on either side of him, watching the hoes from different area codes grinding with random drunken men. At least, most of those creatures were men... I think. He looked like a pimp on the prowl. Made me giggle. Then he got a little braver and starting to ...dance... and by dance I mean bending his knees back and forth while holding his beer and squinting through the smoke. Meanwhile the two buddies standing with arms crossed to protect their... godfather.

How would you deal with being half human/half horse when you're the only fucking one??? How would you hide that shit!?! There would be no support groups and pretty soon someone is bound to find out, and then you are the laughing stock of the world. You would have to go and hide in your trolley and kill yourself, because you are an apathetic bitch. hahaha That'd be pretty brutal... AWESOME.

The ultimate torture: sandpapering someone's ass away one cheek at a time, while plucking their toe hairs out one by one and ripping off their fingernails. Afterwards, dress them up like a sailor and walk them through the local zoo and throw them in the shark tank. That would amuse me. Very much so.

Untill next time...
Moi! <3
Don't be fooled... hot tamales are hot!!!

ps. pink braided kittens are adorable.

i'm here too

Well, i'm at UNB. rooming with bird. he's a pain in the ass. the classes here are pretty alright, cept of coruse calc. physic could blow, except we have "clickers" which makes physics slightly like a game show. she puts up questions, and we all buzz in our answers. pretty crazy actually. we're staying in joy kidd house. the "party house" it's the biggest out of 12. over 200 students or something like that. and there are like 170 first years here. the partys are never ending. there are 4 floors to this building. first, second, third, and the pitt. we're in the pitt. there are 8 of us down here. and no quiet hours. so we can always party. the pitt and 2T are the places to be here. i've got a fish. his name is frosh. he's a japaneese fighting beta fish, and he lives in a led filled lavalamp with bubbles. pretty sweet. anyways, too much happens here to tell everyone, so i'll leave it at that.

aaadamaa