Friday, April 28, 2006

Wii









Let the jokes begin. For all you people who are out of the loop, the wii is the name for the nintendo revolution. At first it seems like a bad idea, but after the jokes start, you will know that nintendo made the right choice. It is obviously prounced like "we" and the i's stand for either the unique controllers, and the immage of people gathering to play together.




Now, on to the important parts.
1. now I can play with my wii all night
2. Suddenly that sex toy controller makes so much sense...
3. lets get tennis and whack our wii's all night
4. pause the wii, I need to go wee.
5. Do you want to stroke my wii?
6. I have a black wii
7. so thats why the nunchaku looks like a nut sack
8.

LOOP UNTIL AdamRebecca rapes horses

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Coconuts...



Here is the mind boggler of the day:::: Is a coconut a fruit or a nut? I mean, it's in a shell and the shell is hairy, but it also resembles a fruit for being sold in the fruit section of grocery stores and it grows in palm trees. It also makes great ladie's beachware. Hmm is that point even relevant to the point of this 'argurement'? No. But I thought I would add it in there..... just because.

DIM sDenise

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

That paperclip dude



I know i am horribly behind the times but that doesnt really matter. I have a new hero. This man
traded the red paperclip that all this text is beside for a fish pen, he traded the pen for a nice hand sclupted doorknob, after that he traded the doorknob for a coleman camp stove with fuel included. He got a Generator for the stove and a "Party in a box" a keg ,a cupon to get the keg filled and a neon beer sign. For all that he got a ski-doo from a canadian radio guy (oh i forgot to mention that Kyle Macdonald is canadian just like us.) He got a free trip to a place called "Yahk" in alberta(look it up on google earth) anyway for his trip he got a cube van traded the van for a record contract and finally traded the contract for a years rent in Pheonix. He is still trying to get a house out of this so if you have something worth trading head over too...one red paperclip



-end if Kris

Lunchtime #3















Lunchtime today was rather interesting.... Kris apparently wants leather shorts. How sexy is that? Very sexy, I tell ya. Yum yum yum. (joking, by the way) And then we continued on to talk about the Matrix, well more like Kris talked about the Matrix to himself for like... 15 or 20 minutes. I had to beg him, almost, to come and get food with me. Hot hamburger, swimming in a plate of chicken gravy and ketchup. Twas yummy. We came to a conclusion today that everyone breaks laws. Especially in the privacy of their own home, whether it be looking at beloved porn or burning copyright versions of whatever onto many CDs and giving them to people. I almost died at lunch. Too much laughing. It wasn't even coming out as laughing.. more like little squeaks. It was horrid.
If you guys want to add on to this, feel free.... I have no clue what we did today... Memory span of a goldfish :)

EVERYONE

Monday, April 24, 2006

The Fat Song



So this is a song from Foamy's latest cartoon. It's pretty funny so I thought I would post it as a blog..... ENJOY x.x

heyyyy
i just wrote a song
about something that's wrong
and it's starts with your ass
cos it's blowin' up fast
welllllll
i'm surprised you can fit
into this room
with your giant fat ass
and your braless boobs
it's such a sad sight
to see that face
while your giant fat ass
is takin' up space
soooooooo
it's time to take a quickie
around your lips
it's gone to your thighs
and straight to your hips
stop pigging out
before it's too late
just grab a salad
and a couple of grapes!
YOU FAT BASTARD!
stop eating!

Sunday, April 23, 2006

DIM's and CONST's



Okay, so I'm finally realizing that DIM's and CONST's don't always work. Grrrrr..... I don't see why they wouldn't work because it makes PERFECTLY normal sense. So Adam and Kris are ...........right! Wow, never thought I'd ever say that!! Big upps to you guys. That's all for now, just thought you two would LOVE to know my new found clear-age.
LAters!!!!!

DIM sDenise
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