Red Bull::: it gives you wings.

Red Bull...really does give you wings! I was so tired after school yesterday, I felt as if I could go to sleep and never wake up... then I cracked open a can of Red Bull. And all I can say is WOW! It does give you wings. It perked me right up after only about 10 minutes. Then I had this uncontrollable urge to run around and frollick in the street. But I didn't. Such a shame.....


DIM sDenise

Power Burps

So I bought a Diet Coke the other day.... and just for the record:::::: PEPSI is so much better than COKE. Just wanted to clear that up. Anyways, I had a diet coke and for some odd reason diet Coke makes me burp like crazy. Well the first burp was insane... Adam said he could SEE it. I swear, it could knock down buildings :) haha yay. Then I had a series of many slightly less powerful burps after that, then for the grand finale... I burped like a mad man!!! Just thought I would share that little bit of information with you guys.... because everyone loves my extreme random crap. I'm cool.


DIM sDenise

Hyonotized G-Units

Well Kris, you missed quite a show today. It had been pretty slow up until the Teacher's show, Most of the teachers, including ms macdonald and rennie, had been lip singing, a LOT funnier that you can immagian. Lunch was OK, I ate in the cafateria, got some viseane in my eye, thank you Denyse, got invaded, etc. But the real fun came from the Hypnotist. Every thing seemed normal at first, it was ok, then 2 of the 3 G-Units to our left passed out, and were brought on stage, pretty funny, really should have been there.

LOOP UNTIL AdamWhy the hell can't I change the color???

From Home

I promised Adam and denise that I would post something for them to read at lunch. I am a little later than i thought I would be but that is only becasue i only woke up a little while ago and had a hour long shower. Now I am just going around the internet and watching AOTS. Anyway I hope you guys got a room to play Xbox or whatever in but if i you didnt then I hope you guys have a "fun" time at the school run activitys.

I think i might go back to bed

-End If Kris

spindly arms

I have been reciving a lot of ridiucle lately about being scrawny, small arms, skinny, over all weak, etc. You get the picture. I don't pretend that I'm very strong, I have no need to be. I doubt that you have to be able to bench press so much to go to the googleplex, they won't judge me, and I still say I can take ALL OF YOU at DDR. Then we'll see who doesen't get excersize. And about not going outside, I bike to Alberton every second day for tic tacs.

This post has been brought to you by "Straight to Video" by mindless self indulgence, The porn industry for leading us in tecnology, and the 60% of women that masterbate, I really have no idea how the last two contributed, but thank you anyway.

LOOP UNITL AdamI am a lazy bastard and might stop doing this....FUCK, WHERE THE HELL IS THE COLOR CHANGER!?!?!?!?!?

Pansy ass campgrounds

I really hate people who go to campgrounds. That isn't camping. You wanna go
camping ,Do what I do get your stuff together now walk out your door. Spin around for awile. Start walking, when it starts getting dark stop and set up your tent. Hopefully you made it to the country buy now and your are not in the middle of the freeway. When I go camping it is to get the fuck away from everything and also to eat some beans. The damn pansys that go camping in the middle of a park were you can get electricity and high-speed internet is just...NOT right. When you can talk to other people that isnt camping either camping is you yourslef and also bugs. I really dont WANT people to find me when I am camping. If I die i dont want people to know.

I wanna go camping

-End If Kris

It has been two days fuck off

Jeez denise must really think that the Two returning people are really fucking needy. Anyway there was something funny that I was guna write a post about but i forget it. It might have been about how having a picture of yourself tilted about 20 degrees to the side makes it look really emo. anyway if i get reminded then I will edit this post and write aobut it.

Forgetful

-End If Kris

When I'm Gone...

Wow! With me gone, Kris and Adam really let this joint go to hell... well in that case, I'm back by popular demand! Even if I am the only really one demanding it. Haha.. anyways! I'm back and we're coming back to action... whether it's by choice or by force.... muahaha.....

DIM sDenise

I shall keep my sexy red font though..

Pot of Clams

I stepped onto my balcony and there it was. The most beautifulest thing I have ever seen... sitting in a shiny silver pot with a nice black handle... a pool of cooked piss clams. I was estactic. People warned me not to eat them..but what did I do? I ate the fucking things. And boy were they ever good!!! Unfortunately, they made me sick. I don't care though because I enjoyed them. I really wouldn't have cared if I would have died a second death because my life AND my wonderous after life in hell has been fulfilled with this one small pot of clams.
My lesson to you is::: Never eat random food left on your balcony(if you're lucky enough to have a balcony)!



DIM sDenise

In responce to the last 2 posts

At first, I also though this was a bad idea to, but it is 95% oxygen, what we breath is only 22% oxygen. This stuff is just like high powered caffine. It wakes you up, and keeps you energized. Each can contains 35 2 second breaths, so thats enough for about a week. I'd try it. And about kris choking them, right now it's only available in Japan.

LOOP UNTIL Adam

Refer to the post below

Canned air?

Well this world has changed from suck to blow i mean seriously i have just realized the I am surronded by assholes. The damn thing is rip off. How do you...well i was going to say drink but i dont think that is the right verb for this. I guess the right one would be how do you breath it. anyway, wait this give a whole new maening to "A breath of fresh air" although i guess its not really fresh then is it. Where does this air come from anyway, if i am goign to buy GOD DAMN AIR IN A CAN it had better be from the freshest paart of the French Alps and canned by magical fucking pixies.

ok, im gettign a little crazy. anyway i said that when there was canned air on store selves i would kill myself, Fuck.

Well i take it back im not goign to kill myself but i really think that there should be some sort of underground resistance to this i mean seriously this is worse than bottled water. Go on take a breath...

Inhale...

Exhale...

YOU JUST GOT IT FOR FREE!!!!!!!!

If i ever see anyone EVER buy this i will slowly choke the life from his/hers body while commenting on the horrible irony of them dying from lack of air becsue they were dumb enopugh to BUY something that is FREE in my presence.

Lost the last of my faith in humanity

-End If Kris

Canned Oxygen Goes on Sale at 7-11

Is this a new trend since bottled water?

LOOP UNTIL Adam

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