Sunday, May 14, 2006

Refer to the post below









Canned air?

Well this world has changed from suck to blow i mean seriously i have just realized the I am surronded by assholes. The damn thing is rip off. How do you...well i was going to say drink but i dont think that is the right verb for this. I guess the right one would be how do you breath it. anyway, wait this give a whole new maening to "A breath of fresh air" although i guess its not really fresh then is it. Where does this air come from anyway, if i am goign to buy GOD DAMN AIR IN A CAN it had better be from the freshest paart of the French Alps and canned by magical fucking pixies.

ok, im gettign a little crazy. anyway i said that when there was canned air on store selves i would kill myself, Fuck.

Well i take it back im not goign to kill myself but i really think that there should be some sort of underground resistance to this i mean seriously this is worse than bottled water. Go on take a breath...

Inhale...

Exhale...

YOU JUST GOT IT FOR FREE!!!!!!!!

If i ever see anyone EVER buy this i will slowly choke the life from his/hers body while commenting on the horrible irony of them dying from lack of air becsue they were dumb enopugh to BUY something that is FREE in my presence.


Lost the last of my faith in humanity



-End If Kris



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