Pot of Clams
I stepped onto my balcony and there it was. The most beautifulest thing I have ever seen... sitting in a shiny silver pot with a nice black handle... a pool of cooked piss clams. I was estactic. People warned me not to eat them..but what did I do? I ate the fucking things. And boy were they ever good!!! Unfortunately, they made me sick. I don't care though because I enjoyed them. I really wouldn't have cared if I would have died a second death because my life AND my wonderous after life in hell has been fulfilled with this one small pot of clams.
My lesson to you is::: Never eat random food left on your balcony(if you're lucky enough to have a balcony)!
DIM sDenise
3 Comments:
What about random red skittles laying on the side of a parking lot?
LOOP UNTIL Adam
still random food no matter the form....STAY AWAY!!! lol.
(8)don't ya put in in your mouth, don't ya put it in your mouth(8)
LOOP UNIIL Adam
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