Monday, May 15, 2006

Pot of Clams




I stepped onto my balcony and there it was. The most beautifulest thing I have ever seen... sitting in a shiny silver pot with a nice black handle... a pool of cooked piss clams. I was estactic. People warned me not to eat them..but what did I do? I ate the fucking things. And boy were they ever good!!! Unfortunately, they made me sick. I don't care though because I enjoyed them. I really wouldn't have cared if I would have died a second death because my life AND my wonderous after life in hell has been fulfilled with this one small pot of clams.
My lesson to you is::: Never eat random food left on your balcony(if you're lucky enough to have a balcony)!



DIM sDenise

3 Comments:

Blogger Blog-na said...

What about random red skittles laying on the side of a parking lot?

LOOP UNTIL Adam

May 15, 2006 3:45 p.m.  
Blogger bexx said...

still random food no matter the form....STAY AWAY!!! lol.

May 15, 2006 9:46 p.m.  
Blogger Blog-na said...

(8)don't ya put in in your mouth, don't ya put it in your mouth(8)

LOOP UNIIL Adam

May 15, 2006 9:50 p.m.  

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