The Great One.. that's right -Easter Bunny-
Who is the Great One, you ask? And why is the Great One so great? Simple. The Great One is no other than the wonderful wonderful Easter Bunny. (only 3 more sleeps!) Why is Mr. Easter Bunny so great... who else do you know that can shit out over a million Easter eggs in one night? Plus, leaving a nice little trail through your house with some pretty awesome and sometimes shiney and/or pointy gifts.
Who believes in the superstition that if you don't wear a new outfit on Easter Sunday, the crows will gladly shit all over your head and your ugly outfit? Believe this lie for it is true... Just ask the blind man, he saw it happen too!!!
"I'm okay, I'm okay, ooooh Bunny!" - Quote of the hour.
As it was mentioned in the Public Service Announcement... WE LIKE BUNNIES!!!!!
DIM sDenise
posted by Blog-na at 7:47 a.m.
4 Comments:
so your saying that the easter bunny lays millions of eggs, while there are over 6 billion people in the world. Now, correct me if i'm wrong, but don't you usually get more then 1 egg per person. like a whole crapload. So it sounds like it's more like high billions, low trillions, rather then millions......that poor rabit.
LOOP UNTIL Adam
but the jews don't like bunnies.....
I SO feel like banning ur ip... or mabey i'll just sign you up to beastality pr0n.
LOOP UNTIL Adam
my ip? last time i checked i have no ip. and beastality porn??? i love it. please do sign me up.
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