Lunchtime

-Everyone

Time is an illusion lunchtime doubly so...
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You know what we hate... people that use blogs to talk aobut their stupid lives


Things we did

The ketchup shovel also known as the Pizza scoop is a stupid idea that is used to scoop ketchup up onto the pizza rendering it into a yummy concotion(denyse is crying now) anyway its so fucking good that it...tastes good.

In other things we talked about our poop and how if you poop just not enough that it sort of retreats up the anal passage and "klings" as they say and you have to maually remove it with a large wad of toilet paper. That is gross but strangly fufilling... Denise says that to save the trees you can just squeeze you butt-cheeks together and wiggle on the loo. Seriously MAXIMUM SCRAPEAGE!

There also came up the point of eating water melons. to eat the pink stuff AND the White stuff off of the shell of the melon. to eat the white stuff you have to first finish the pink guts. Then and only then do you try the difficult technique of "cracking" the shell and removing the white stuff with your front teeth.