SPOILER WARNING!

Welcome to my first of i hope many Movie reviews. THis blog is somewhat special as it is the first that I have done off of another peresons computer. Why am I not at my house on my inquire? The answer is that I went to see Clerks 2 with my D&D buddies and my oldest friend Matt Crafer. Enough about me though to the movie.


Clerks 2

Tonight i went to see one of the movie that I have been looking forwards too for quite awile. I was a big fan of the Original Clerks and i have to say, up front, that this one did not measure up to the original. Now that is not to saw that it is a bad movie. I fact it is quite interesting in a way that was quite different from the previous films. The basic premis of the movie is that Dante is moving away with his fiance. This basically sets the tone for the movie as firmly in the "Grow up" Genre. Through the movie we can see the problems this causes with Dantes friends.

But who cares about them

JAY AN SILENT BOB!

Yes they were back, hanging out in front of the Fast-food shop were Dante and Randal work now still selling drugs and fucking around. There were a few disturbing scenes including one were Jay had frontal nudity with his hoo-haw squeezed behind his legs(O_o) yes for real. Bob's only speaking part in this movie really pissed me off though. Usually Bob has one speaking part in all the movies wherein he proves that he is intellegent and not mute. Thses lines are usually a part large part of the story but NO not thing time. THis time he had three throwaway lines right before the part were the crisis was resloved and i expected him to talk.

The story was rather good but drawn out to make room for jokes (hey I am not complaining) there ARE some good joke in this jobby of a movie. I particularilay like the Lord of The Rings bit in the middle of the film and the Donkey thing...yeah go see the movie im not ruining the donkey thing for you.

anyway i think i might use the X-play rating system and give Clerks 2 a 3 out of 5. It is worth seeing and better than your average crap that seems to come out of hollywood these days. I guess Clerks got way too mainstream for me to like it as much.

Speaking of Mainstream guess who I saw at the theater tonight?

Those metal dicks that sit across from the COrner in school. You know that buch with teh one guy who looks Gay and has the Scarf?

Yeah I hate those posers. I am way more Indiy than they are. They spend hundereds of dollars just to look like they are hardcore and dont care what they wear. I AM hardcore. I seriously spend about 30 dollars a year on clothes. I tie my swaeter around my waist not because it looks "cool" but because i have nowere else to put it. Those dicks wear blazers and crap because they want to make a staement. Statments aren't made like that, if you want to be hardcore indy then you just wear whatever is lying around. They spend way too much on crap clothes that could never be comfortable (blazers jump to mind(also scarfs, who wears a scarf in the summer?))

Anyway thats my review/rant for tonight see you later

-End If Kris