That damn Plastic wrap...
Fuck I hate that stuff. You know what I am talking about, that crap that wraps everything in our civilization up until after you buy it. Like the stuff on CDs for example. If there was ever a reason to stop buying CDs it is that stuff. It is just clingy enough to stick to the CD jewel case yet loose enough to give you some hope of grabbing it with your finger. This is a fools errand, it cannot be done you will get a little bit of the plastic under your fingernails but tugging on it will result in nothing. The only solution is to get a knife ad grab that little bit of stuff pull it up and cut it off like the cancer that it is.
The VERY VERY worst form of plastic is the stuff that wraps up electronics though. The stuff that Video game console controlers come in. It has to have been crafted by some incidious...being just to provide him/her (probably her only women are so devious) with the hours of enjoyment and the gallons of blood let out buy her evil creation.
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Eatin' a sammich
*(Update it was tasty)
-End If Kris
The VERY VERY worst form of plastic is the stuff that wraps up electronics though. The stuff that Video game console controlers come in. It has to have been crafted by some incidious...being just to provide him/her (probably her only women are so devious) with the hours of enjoyment and the gallons of blood let out buy her evil creation.
___________________
Eatin' a sammich
*(Update it was tasty)
-End If Kris
4 Comments:
plastic wrap is fun. i am seriously amused trying to get it off of cd's. and of course it was a woman that came up with it.... and way to frustrate the stupid man.
mmmmm what kind of sandwich?
DIM sDenise
That hard plastic casing is fucking dangerous. And extreamley unnecessary. And stupid. So I must agree, fucking women. You know what, I just spent a bunch of time looking for a comic that complitey backs up what i'm saying. Fuck it, I can't find it. Listen to pandora if you can't open you cd's. srry Kris, but then again, the people with dial up don't matter.
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